consulting-meerkat:

halfjewelx:

timeswhenlucywasright:

hiiddles:

au-tom-aton:

teacupinastorm:

 #This looks like the begining of a music video

#kneel bitches #by loki laufeyson

#In the west of Yggdrasil born and raised #On Asgard is where I spent most 
of my days#Chillin out, maxin, fightin all the time #And all shooting some Jotuns outside of Jotenheim #When a couple of Avengers who were up to some good #Started making peace in my neighborhood #I got one lil  fight and Thor looked on with hesitation #As I said “It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.”

#I pulled up to the Tesseract bout seven or eight #and I yelled to Hawkeye #yo home #enslave you later #I looked at my kingdom #I was finally there #I’m the Fresh King of YOU ALL

bless this post

I cannot handle you all anymore…

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arc-reacting:

ihuggedmikeyway:

shaken-not-stirred-:

roranicusbamficus:

oncie-da-vinci:

angelsdontbreathe:

bitofaparadox:

#that one time iron man and spider-man slept together

HE WAS JUST CONSOLING HIM SINCE HE COULDN’T JOIN THE AVENGERS

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Doctor Who as the Avengers

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khaleesi:

msjosephinemarch:

crocodilepatronus:

I’m convinced that RDJ knows exactly what slash is and purposely promotes it in all of his films.

And his wife fully supports it.

Just for funsies I’m going to remind everyone that RDJ told Rolling Stone

“A lot of my peer group think I’m an eccentric bisexual. That’s OK. Being relaxed about sexuality is something you’re born with…[My bisexuality] was manufactured. I didn’t have an identity. I was playing around. I expressed it. I grew up in the Rocky Horror Picture Show world, where even my butch friends turned out to be androgynous on Saturday nights.”

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via captainsbutt)

consulting-meerkat:

swaggerbatch:

letmartyhandlethis:

“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll probably kill each other.”

Bet you weren’t expecting this, haha.
I blame ladypaxieofkickass for everything.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

WANT.

“THE WORLD IS IN DANGER.”

“NOT MY DIVISION.”

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